| Your Mama's So Old |
·her memory is in black & white!
·I told her to act her age, and she died!
·I asked to see her birth certificate, and she handed me a rock!
·she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp!
·Jurassic Park brought back memories!
·the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment!
·she has all the apostles in her black book!
·she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party!
·she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers!
·she went to an antique auction and three people bid on her!
·she walked into an antique store and they kept her!
·I've seen stale rasins with less wrinkles!
·she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license!
·if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer!
·she drove a chariot to high school!
·she took her drivers test on a dinosaur!
·she used to baby-sit Yoda!
·vultures constantly circle her house!
·it looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap-danced on her face!
·they ask to check her bags... and she's not carrying any luggage!
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